My Best idea
To host my blog myself, it’s over at www.yamahasportbike.net or http://ukyamahariders.com/
Biker? Check it out
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North Wales Police
Bikers, keep your eyes peeled for a Red unmarked Honda VFR in the North Wales area, I was unluck enough to get collared on saturday for speeding, obviously I will dispute anything thaty looks like a fact in the hope of weaseling out of this.
The Bike has a large tank bag and the rider wears a whit helmet with Police written on it.
As for sneaking around like a suspicious wife trying to catch people out, is that really their best idea.
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Tags: authority, bikers
Lee McQueen
The London Wideboy dropped a huge clanger during this latest episodes in depth interview. When challenged on his educational achievements he decided to stick with something of a porky pie about his attendance at Catering(?) school and was promptly caught out in said porky by Viglen CEO, Bordan Tkachuk
Tkachuk gave the brash southerner plenty of opportunity to set the record straight, fess up and come clean.
Not Lee, oh no. Riding high on the back of a spectacular “Reverse Teradactyl” he dug, dug and dug some more until he had no alternative but to own up. A little too late as is turned out.
Oddly, during a competition where stitching up the opposition is the name of the game there were some references to “integrity” and “honesty”, scandalous really.
Still, Lee. Lying on your CV to get to the apprentice? Is that your best idea?
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Gordon Brown
So, now, the Prime Minister by default is setting out his “vision” for our moral welfare for the future.
I would suggest that the Prime Minister by default winds his neck in and concentrates on sorting out the lies and deceit of his very own party. It is incredible that this dour little man dare even show his face when his own colleagues past and present are embroiled in sex and money related scandals. The insistence on Gordon to interfere in every single aspect of our lives is unacceptable, if he is so keen to be our moral compass he should start by looking slightly further than the end of his nose.
Prime Minister, Throwing stones in a glass house? Is that your best idea?
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Tags: Hypocrisy, New Labour, Politics
Nick Hewer
Astonishingly in this weeks episode, the remaining Apprentice wannabees were asked to carry out a task selling goods at a very high profile Wedding Exhibition (for exhibition read indoor boot sale).
Nick felt it important to weigh in on the teams choice of product lines adding that he was astonished that Birmingham brides would not be interested in a designer wedding dress from celebrated designer Ian Stuart
Not actually citing a particular reason his reasoning, Birmingham brides were too common for such high falutin’ attire for their big day and that the cheap crap Northern Lass (Helene Speight) championed as the Gown of choice for the budget conscious bride.
Later in the board room Nick seems to atone for his sin by congratulating Raef and Lucinda on this choice. Seems to me that Nick is getting a little too big for his boots (probably why he isn’t sitting in the big chair) and then thought he may receive a bit of a backlash.
Being a snob on the telly Nick. Is that your best idea?
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Theorists # 1
Theorist have speculated that the radio signals from Prime Minister Gordon Browns motorcade could have brought down British Airways flight BA038. In a vain attempt to justify this nonsense words such as electromagnetic have been bandied around.
One wonders what political bent the Theorists have, true blue maybe?
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Gordon Brown
Waited years to become Prime Minister, turned out to be absolutely rubbish at it and failed to call an election so that he could bow out. Not Mr Brown, Oh no. He dismisses election results, attacks from colleagues, no confidence from the electorate and carrys on regardless.
Not packing in when he realised he was no good at it – Mr Brown,
Is that your best idea?
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Tags: Downing Street, Government, New Labour
General Than Shwe
In the face of absolute desperation, a nation crying out for help, General Than Shwe decides to effectively reject any outside help to feed, shelter and care for the population.
He wants to use his army (over 1/2 a million troops) to distribute aid to places of need, never done it before, no experience of this kind of thing but rather than accept all the help that is on offer (he didn’t even need to ask) he wants the aid but not the help.
Really? Is that your best idea?
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Tags: Burma, cyclone, Military regime
Raef Bjayou
Raef, the silver tongued Apprentice wannabe has been thrown, somewhat unfairly, into the public eye not for his shrewd business acumen or his strong management style but for failing to file his companies accounts in time.
His import company, Infinitate, is based on the premise that attention to detail is King, doesn’t seem so in this case, a simple glance at any old calendar could have avoided this fuax pas.
For my money however, Raef is had and shoulders above the rest of the young pretenders to Sir Alan, so, Good luck Raef.
Perhaps going on the TV to demonstrate that you are a business WunderKind and then failing to carry out a business process in time was not your best idea.
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Tags: BBC 2, Sir Alan Sugar, The Apprentice
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Steve Claridge
Currently Steve is on trial for dangerous driving, allegedly having sped at 100mph in the wet on the M42 Motorway near Solihull.
When pulled over to explain himself, the Police officers assert that he jumped up and down like a child holding his crotch claiming that he needed to go to the toilet. Eventually the officers allowed him to relieve himself down an embankment prior to nicking him for dangerous driving.
The Radio 5 live Fottball pudit claims in his defence that it may not have been his best driving but it wasn’t dangerous.
Is that your best idea Steve, having disclosed that he had drank 4 or 5 small bottles of water prior to his journey.
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